If you’re like me, you hold on to trivial (aka useless) knowledge in the event a perfect conversation happens wherein dropping this knowledge will make me look like I’m smarter than I am, then here are some facts to commit to memory...

- A single Major League baseball only lasts about six or seven pitches.

- Chevy Chase played in a band in college with Walter Becker and Donald Fagen . . . and they went on to form Steely Dan.

- Ladybugs are the most PROMISCUOUS insects . . . and have the highest STD rates to back it up.

- The official medical term for the butt crack is the “intergluteal cleft.”